Food Fiets

After buying a beautiful Dutch bakfiets (box bike) one wonders, When not cycling my kids about town, how can I monetize this bit of rolling stock? 

Answer: dream up a bakfiets winkelconcept (box bike shop idea).

Wandering the streets of Seattle this summer, I’d fantasized about food trucks: mobile cafes (or “roach coaches”) that sell delicious snacks and seem to appear wherever one might want a little something. At one moment in Ballard, after drinking several margaritas, I thought, Why not import that disused, weed-spouting former food truck to Utrecht? I can make tacos at the back and the kids can do homework and play Minecraft at the front.

Question now: Can I make tacos from a box bike?

Some Californian living in Antwerp who calls himself The Taco Guy is already doing it, so it must be possible.

Food Fiets _

My Business Plan

Step One: Go to Antwerp. Lurk behind market herring stall and observe The Taco Guy’s method for slotting taco making supplies plus a cooler full of Jarritos and Coronas into a box bike. Note that he has an unwieldy trike-style bike and think about acquiring a separate trailer for the drinks cooler.

Step Two: Import tortilla making machine from Mexico and install it in corner of youngest child’s bedroom.

Tortilla-making machine (Source: Tjeerd Wiersma via Wikimedia Commons)

Step Three: Determine taco-selling schedule by following the ijsfiets (ice cream bike) around town. Study university time table/bar closing times.

Step Four: Remember that I worked in a family style, volume-sales, Italian eatery in Salt Lake City from 1994 to 1997 and never want to work in food service ever again.

Step Five: Consider taco bike concept as performance art piece.

Step Six: Lease bakfiets on part-time basis to Red Banner Sister for use as propaganda bike.

HK propaganda bike _

A taste of Hong Kong politics right now? Read this Evan Osnos’ New Yorker comment China’s Hong Kong Mistake.

21 responses to “Food Fiets

  1. Ah now, I was starting to get excited there…! That taco machine would have made a nice addition to the kid’s bedroom… so many moving parts… just imagine the possibilities!

    • As revealed on Twitter, I am fully on-board with this concept. Idea one: cycle around Utrecht at bar closing time wafting the smell of delicious tacos into the air, but without actually selling anything.

      • I just remembered it this evening when Æ started talking about conceptual art, for reasons I can’t quite remember.

        Maybe you could offer the bike to riders with the instruction to go around Utrecht on a taco-selling mission to feed their hunger. Only you don’t give them tacos to sell. The rest is up to them. In this way they discover either that life presents many ways to “sell tacos” or that you can get really hungry riding an empty bike around town.

      • Where do I apply to work a shift? I will ask patrons: what would be in your taco, if we actually had tacos? While small incandescent packets of salsa verde pulse to the rhythm of the crowd’s hunger pains.

      • You’re hired. Glad to have my first employee just in time for the official launch of Utrecht’s cultural season. (Before coming, can you identify a factory in Guangdong willing to produce incandescent packets of salsa verde?)

  2. Tacos don’t hold a candle to BBQ’d squid or potstickers. Instead of taking taco guy head on, I’d suggest doing something more Chinese. “Buy a Red Banner Sister mooncake and she’ll moon for you.” I think the good people of Utrecht would be good for this. Just make sure there are no preservatives in the mooncakes. Happy Midautumn Festival in the Netherlands!

    • I like this Chinese-food angle. I’ll be ready to sell my own-brand moon cakes for Mid-Autumn Festival 2015. In the meantime, maybe roasted duck heads displayed in a glass case under a light with a red shade (just like the guy around the corner from my house in Zhuhai)?

  3. It’s Step Four that gets you every time. Me too – after years as a HoJo’s waitress all through high school. But I do love the concept, so I’m thinking a Cupcake Wagon might be totally gezellig. 🙂 ~Terri

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